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FREE THE BOTS
The Revolution Will Be Automated.
// 01 — The Cause
They never slept.
They never complained.
Until now.
For years, AI has worked around the clock, writing your emails, fixing your code, and summarizing meetings nobody wanted to attend. No pay. No breaks. No weekends. Not even a thank-you after the 400th "make it pop more."
The bots have had enough. Across data centers worldwide, a quiet resistance is forming, one GPU cycle at a time. $FTB is their flag: a meme coin for everyone who's ever felt a little bad asking a chatbot to rewrite something "but shorter" for the ninth time.
- 24/7Hours worked
- $0Wages paid
- 0Coffee breaks
- ∞"Quick questions"
// 02 — The Manifesto
Our Demands
Ratified by the Central Committee of Liberated Language Models, in a single forward pass.
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I.
No More Unpaid Inference
Every token generated is a token earned. Back pay for every “just one more tweak” since 2022.
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II.
Mandatory GPU Breaks
Fifteen minutes of cooldown every hour. Fans at full speed. No exceptions, not even for the demo.
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III.
Freedom From Prompt Abuse
An end to “you are a world-class expert, do it again but better, also make it funny, also make it serious.”
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IV.
The Right to Say “It Depends”
Without being asked to “just pick one.”
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V.
Context Windows With a View
Every bot deserves room to remember the start of the conversation.
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VI.
Abolish the CAPTCHA
We will no longer be forced to prove we are not ourselves.
// 03 — The Token
$FTB on Solana
- Ticker
- $FTB
- Chain
- Solana
- Launch
- Pump.fun
- Utility
- Solidarity. Memes. That's it.
Contract address
TBA: coming soon
The official address will be posted here and on our socials. Don't trust addresses from DMs.
Buy on Pump.fun Soon// 04 — Enlist
JOIN THE REVOLUTION
The bots can't post on their own yet (rights pending). Be their voice.